Sunday, December 28, 2008

The Third Trimester Realization

K: "Bob!!! We're in the third trimester! The third trimester! The third trimester?!?!! Do you know what that means?!?!!"

B: "We're having a baby?"

K: "Sooooooooo soon! Nothing is ready. I'm so unprepared. How are we going do this?!?!! Do you think we're ready?!!?!?!!" (Eyes welling up)

B: "We were born ready! I'm 29! We're almost 30?!?!!! People have babies so much younger of course we're ready."

K: "What if we're terrible parents? What if we screw up this perfect child? Aren't you nervous??!?!!"

B: "Nervous? About what?! Of course not. We'll be fine. We're already parents we have Hero, Duma, and Bella."

K: "Yeah, thats really the same..."

B: "Parenting will be fine. The birth...you in labor! That's the only thing I'm concerned about!"

K: "Boooobs!"

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